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tricksterprinceramblings:

david:

McDonald’s: Why Your Burger Doesn’t Look Like the One in the Ad

This is some pretty ingenious marketing.

I’ve actually had an opportunity to work with a food stylist on set, and it’s amazing the amount of time they put into making the food look appetizing.

There was an instance when one of the talent on set was going to eat some macaroni and cheese that was used in a commercial and the food stylist had to run over and yell, “Don’t eat that!!” It wasn’t because they were still using the product for the shoot, but because the stylist had to spray a chemical on mac and cheese to make it look shiny, and that chemical was poisonous and could kill you if you ingest it.

(Source: adage.com)

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

theladyofthorns:

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#a man did not think this through

#a man looks at his life #a man looks at his choices

flyingrotten:

Sherlock’s nightmare. Shit happens.

brandigasms:

iridessence:

curvedandaskew:

puhpuhtooie:

azazels-child:

thegabbittycave:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

this is still my favorite ad of all time

I DIDN’T EXPECT THE DOCTOR AT THE END THOUGH 

this is very good yes

This is  THE BEST EVER. EVER EVER EVER. 

did anyone notice that the background music was on spongebob

ROTHAFORD!!!!!!

(Source: youtube.com)

lady-writes:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

ramsaysdungeonnightmares:

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 

(Source: lesliecrusher)